Story part... 8? I think
The Lumberjacks fought valiantly against the communist robots and aliens, but were out numbered… They had built a fortress to houce there base of operations and all the other people, but were in danger of being overrun (I’m not sure how they made the fort, it was all of fine smelling spruce logs, imagine the pentagon as a log cabin… But the weird thing was there had been no trees...
Story part 7
Bob played a funky rhythm on his bass. but no, not just ANY funky rhythm…for it was the theme song of the Funky Lumberjacks Association Network!! within seconds, the island was flooded with giant bearded bass-wielding manly men! they gathered around with Bob in the center, as their new leader, and together paraded over to Obo. As they approached their song grew louder and louder until Obo...
Story part 6
All the people from the boats unloaded onto the eerily purple tinted island… Bob decided to take the leadership position of the group… But the other passengers decided to veto that idea. you see the funk fairy was invisible to all but the chosen one, so they all thought he was talking to himself… The passengers elected Obo as the leader of there new tribe and he quickly gave...
Story part 5
Bob looked down at the bass in his hands. “Well,” he thought, “if I am the chosen one…maybe it will just come to me.” He played a few notes, trying his hardest, and as soon as he did the other stranded passengers covered their ears in pain. “Stop!” they pleaded. So he angrily threw the bass on the floor and stormed to a corner to mope. With his head in...
Story part 4
Bob pulled a grenade launcher from inside his jacket (not sure how he fit it in there, it was easily 3 times his size) he franticly lobbed grenades on the other ship shouting “USA USA” bob loaded everyone onto lifeboats and insisted on being alone with the other bob in the last boat… Once everyone was on board he set the sinking piranha ship on fire (it got hip by a bog...
Story Part 3
Bob looked at Bob suspiciously. The self-proclaimed fisherman was currently telling a wide eyed couple about his black market piranha selling endeavors. bob turned to the nearest fellow passenger, a rather non descript woman. “Don’t you think this fellow’s a little bit odd?” he asked softly. She looked surprised. “Of course not. Where else can you buy quality...
Story Part 2 (Genes Turn)
Midway though bobs flight the pilot told the passangers “hold on, were gonna have to make a water landing in the pacific” Bob was confused. He was flying from his hometown: Mayors Income, Tennessee to ontario canada, Why were they over the pacific? Bob tured to the flight attendant “excuse me bu..” WHAAAMMM BAMMM they hit water. The plane, hitting more harshly that is to be...
Story Part 1
Once upon a time, there was a man named Bob. He was an accountant, and very bored with his life. For 15 years he had been doing math all day, and it was time for a chance. So he ran away to Canada and became a lumberjack.
Emily is beautiful and I love her
I’m gonna jab this marker into your forehead– Remy
If you punch me I’ll look the other way– Remy
Spring Break is Over
Sigh… but on the bright side Emily and I are now the proud owners of a kazoo, harmonica, penny-whistle and yo yo.
Yep I’m here :D genes gonna be here in a few hours! Right now I’m sitting in the airport eating really amazing fish and chips :D trip status so far = stressful (one word: my mom) but yummy (cinnabun in AZ and fish and chips here)
The airport :O
Well I ate food, and went to the bookstore, and brookstone, got Emily somthing at Hudson News she can eat on the way home :P now I have to wait…. I’m really excited for Seattle though :D ….pretty excited to watch ferris buller on the plane too haha
Im laying in bed right now. Tomorrow I get too see...
this post doesnt need any explaining.
Dear unsuspecting reader
Emily just told Facebook about this blog, so if you are here because of that, thank you! This is part one in our world domination plan >:)
Less than two and a half days :)
I love you -Gene
It’s 4:30, Emily’s gonna be up to get ready for the SAT soon, and so I decided I’d get up to wish her good luck! Not that she needs it, my real motives are slightly different: When she receives a perfect score and becomes famous the fact I got up to wish her good luck will be a little fun fact on her wikipedia page. Yes I will be on wikipedia
i bet the girls on the front of this box of thin mints i’m eating are like 30 years old now and super embarrassed every time its girl scout cookie season…
no i’m not talking about that glorious day of the week when we all get to sleep in…well i am, but i won’t be sleeping in, i’ll be taking the SAT! as in the test! i’m pretty sure the sole purpose of that test is for the entertainment of the morbid College Board; they force teenagers, who really love their sleep (at least i know I do), to get up super early in the...
Ukulele = Love….. Love(infinity )= Gene+Emily….. Soo… Gene+Emily = infinite amount of ukuleles! Yep were cool :D
I’m in school about to take a test Emily is at home, probably napping I’m jealous >:(
Current weather difference between scottsdale and kodiak 39 degrees, i’ll let you guess who’s colder
Dont Worry, Ive Found the Music →
6.65 :D I’m sure our regular followers will know exactly what I’m talking about! Haha
Today Emily and I have been together for four months (well slightly longer, we wanted our anniversary to be on the 4th cause we like that number haha) these have been the best 4 months ever and I have my beautiful girlfriend to thank for that :) she makes my life awesome :D even when I’m sitting in math class (like now) I have something that makes me happy! So Emily, thank you for being in...
Emilys top 2 simple pleasures
2. Coming home from school on a warm, work-free afternoon, changing into comfy pajamas, and getting into bed to watch Modern Family 1 Holding Gene’s hand
I’m incredibly excited to see Emily over spring break :) and after spring break there will only be a one hour time difference! #8ishdays #tumblrhashtags #iloveyouemily #arizonashouldcelebratedaylightsavings
T-minus 9.19 days :D
since apparently tumblr thinks it’s march already…also the credit for our awesome looking blog goes to gene! it looks all fancy now! :D oh and the sweet pic!
Woo Emily got on! She’s out of school, I have 3 classes still -_- blah but we just watched Cinderella man!